Independent consultant on the mostly Microsoft stack. SSIS, SQL Server, Azure, C#, python, etc. Coming to you live and in person from Kansas City, MO, USA, Sol
Likely to talk about #Chickens (egg layers acquired May 2025) my #dog (Vizsla of unknown age but at least 12 years old) attempts at #GlutenFree baking (family member with celiac disease) and my attempt to learn the Irish language #Gaeilge
Self diagnosed Autistic
Still finding who and where my people really are... Are they over here?
May complain about sensory nightmare children who I can't really live without.
Plays with music stuff.
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous.
What do we want?
@beige.party
When do we want it?
Now.
Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
No Alt-Txt = No Follow!
https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.
Mostly shitposting, republishing '90s memes, and boosting other people's stuff.
I haven't posted a bio yet?
(Sure I've only been at Beige.Party since 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse's Mastodon since April 2023.
And I've been on Earth since 1949.)
Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662.
Avatar image: British cinematic thrillers director, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)
Knitter, baker, quality maker I like scifi, baking, pottery making, knitting socks like all the time. (Formerly 3JaneTA@mastodon.social and bjanet on twitter) Header image is a bunch of pyrometric cones (fired oned); they look like little white pyramids with a claw of the same white material curving out the top and back to the table surface. Avatar photo is a middle aged white woman with shiny blue sunglasses looking off to the right.
RPG author, editor and enthusiast. 50 years old / trans lesbian, she/her / atheist, autistic, left in hand and politics / lover of history and science / sports fan, geek and nerd all at once / Social Justice Ice Queen (NG) / Baroness of #Sealand
Polyhedral Dreams (blog): https://polyhedraldreams.bearblog.dev/
#NoKings #NoAI #NoCrypto #NoNFTs #AbolishICE #DestroyTrump #SlavaUkraini #FreePalestine #TransRights #BLM #DestroyElon
Finding solace in photography.
Macro photography. Nature, landscape, flower and tree photography.
Often more info in the Alt Text. Je parle aussi français.
Former historian and archivist. Now horticulturist and aspiring homesteader.
Other artistic endeavours on Pixelfed : https://pixelfed.social/i/web/profile/593182438254041504
Previous accounts:
From June 2023 to April 2024 on mastodon.social
From April 2024 to January 2025 on mastodon.art
Big old lefty. Non-Binary, AuDHD, general purpose nerd. Two of those I only figured out when I hit my forties.
Currently in the south of England with my partner @DJDarren and our two cats Molly and Milo.
I’ve got a few chronic conditions which make me grumpy at times.
To be clear -
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Non Binary People exist
Black Lives Matter
Fuck The Tories
Don’t be a dick.
Toots to be read in Matt Berry’s voice.
Jack of all trades, master of none, other than materials engineering. Managed to get a master's in that. I make documentaries too.
Cishet dude - he/they
AuDHD
Humanist, not humanitarian
AntiFascist
Videography : Semi-pro
I have a documentary crew. I do colorgrading, postproduction
Music: amateur
WaterColors: noob
Header: None Avatar: marker drawn portrait of a giraffe with glasses
I have a Tiny Dog. She is very much my boss
Intermittent twitch streamer.
Lived experience expert in chronic pain.
Fan of the Discworld. I also have a mendeddrum.org account.
Not a fan of the round world
Love to watch the stars, but have no idea about anything vaguely astronomical.
Ex-christian. Recovering by questioning.
Yarn crafts saved my life.
I was once accidentally and unexpectedly on the same stage as Sir Peter Ustinov.
Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age.
Image is of a paved rural road framed by woods. Inset: Cheerful blue merle Aussie dog looking up a dirt road in Spring.
My opinions are entirely my own.
🏳️🌈 #AsianAmerican #kama'aina #ukulele
Found the fedi on Oct 31, 2022, joined Beige-bless in 2023, it's the best .party for bright eclectic weirdos.
Mostly one-liners at my own expense
Awkward AF
Midwest to West Coast
Please direct any and all complaints to the anthropomorphic hotdog that manages this account.
Pixelfed photos: @Alice
♾️
real life is my alt
no-one sleeps tonight
Hi all, I am Tormod 🇳🇴🇸🇪 (he / him)
I am located east of Stockholm, Sweden, out by the coast.
My passions are in the areas of #music, #photography, #vectorArt #graphicdesign, #typography and, of course, family ❤️
Happy to talk to anyone, and I will assume you're awesome until proven otherwise.
:ace_heart: :aro_heart: 🤘🇨🇦
See Pinned For Bio
Do not direct message me unless I know you.
Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.
Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.
I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.
Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.
Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).
Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.
I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.
Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)
#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22
