I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023.
OMICRON MALE. KEYNOTE SPEAKER. FOODIE. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. BELOVED MICRO-CELEBRITY. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE TENUOUS AT BEST. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE ME. I AM UNHINGED.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT FOR ANYTHING. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY @HG AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD A BLOODTHIRSTY IMAGINARY ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
Ferment vs. foment, I’m likely doing one or the other quietly and slowly. May boost posts that some call politics: I think vital news. Terry Pratchett fan. I like rocks. I mean I really really like rocks. Very Antifa. Slava Ukraini. Artist. UU. Disability advocate. I probably wish I were where you live. Oh yes, I post many photos but the largest ones are shared from Flickr account now 20 years old. Original Mastodon from 2017. 3rd Instance for me.
Am I doing this right?
Best selling author, world heavyweight boxing champion, inventor of the door, liar. Bolton. Age; ooh at least. He, him, sir, mister, my lord. Hoping to spread a little joy and flog the occasional book. If you like a laugh, follow me. If you're easily offended, p*ss off. If you see my posts repeated, unfollow or block me on all but one account
Just moved from ohai.social over here. Will put up a better bio RSN. EN/DE/SP/FR/JP
Old sorta-retired software dude, still learning, so much more to learn.
Cat guy, was called El Gato for 40 years. Dog guy, too, lost a sweet GSD not long ago, not ready for another dog just yet
Remarried and living in western Wisconsin. Enjoy photography, writing a book about The Driftless, learning to made drone video. Life's been good to me.
Breathe in: life is going on all around you.
Hack of all trades.
Assigned villain @ birth.
Tisay. Enby woman. 30s.
Santa Cruz, CA, USA
New server, same me 🩷
Let kindness prevail
No human is disposable
Shop small, buy local
Landlord = leech
CEO = lazy & useless
Boycotts & strikes work
Rage @ injustice = love
Community = survival
Decriminalize not legalize
Transformation not exile
Remember & recover
We're not free until we're ALL free
Profile pic: headshot w sun backlighting my hair
Header: sunset beach silhouette of me
Math/Science Geek | Fantasy/Sci-Fi Nerd | Avid Outdoorsman | Liberal Atheist Gen Xer | University of Georgia Alumnus | ✊🏿🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Ally | Potty Mouth 🤬
Alt rock retro gaming/retro computing trans woman
She/Her
Trans Lesbian :trans_heart: :pride_heart:
Math/Science Geek | Fantasy/Sci-Fi Nerd | Progressive Atheist Gen Xer | Musician | Nature Girl | Potty Mouth 🤬
Profile picture is a memoji of a brown haired woman in glasses.
Banner is a picture I took of Lake Chatuge in Hiawassee, Georgia from the top of nearby Bell Mountain.
Note: follow requests from people with very little posting history or info in their profile will be rejected.
salty, spicy, and yet still tasteless
also: 🛼 and communism!
avatar: give me slack, or give me death
banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.
Hi, I'm Ben.
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.
He/Him
Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
back up at @amiserabilist
Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island
What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.
gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.
if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does.
Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.
4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances
I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.
Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
let's get silly with it
tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here, too
#Queer #Southern #Hillbilly #Artist
#Photographer #Storyteller #DJ #Foodie
#Neurospicy #Spoonie
He/They/Y'all
Dad to #CharleneTheCat ❤️ | RIP Jack ❤️
Header: white color block
AVI: First-grade school pic of me, 1963.
▶️ Like my pictures? A few bucks to help keep the lights on would be much appreciated. 🙏 https://ko-fi.com/theeddieshow
Wow I hate these things.... We are the kitchen Bitches. 1 Deafblind neurospicy crippled kitchen witch and her 3 service dogs. We live in the swamp and share our home with an over abundance of loose leaf tea, books, and my cauldron collection. My hobbies, such as they are, are a Finly veiled excuse to set shit on fire! Candlemaking, using my kitchen torch to make desserts… And playing with my charcoal grill.
Chaotic good. Goth adjacent. Attention surplus disorder. Antifascist.
Supporting:
LGBTQ+, labor rights (including sex workers), universal basic income & healthcare, renewable energy, land back
Abolish:
Fascists, cops, nukes, monarchy, generative AI
Family Caregiver. Eco/Social Justice Activist. Disability Advocate. Decolonizer. Accessibility Consultant. Eldercare Liason. Death Doula. Photographer.
Teochew Chinese & Indigenous Vietnamese.
War & Polio Survivor.
ND, AuDHD.
Cat lover. Gardener. Water/Forest protector.
GenX.
AnarchoSocialist.
Radical disabled leftie.
Yeller, at corrupt government, cops & corporations.
Vancouver Island, BC.
#AsianMastodon #POC #StopEcocide #BeTheChange #ACAB #StopAbleism #CovidSafety #DoxNazis
Professional ChillLeader.
mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.
Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.
My thoughts are my own. Lots of sad posts about not enough rock and roll in my lifestyle. I missed that bus. Mute at will but, I usually snap out of it.
Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something
Mama. Meemo.
Thinks she's so cool.
The Big Lakes 🌊
#GoGreen 💚🤍
Remission-y #LongCovid
