Former fund manager. Lapsed neo-liberal. Terrified of the climate emergency. I tend to follow back.

Mature White AngloSaxon Hetero ✔️✔️✔️✔️ MWAH

I AM NOW POSTING OVER AT aus.social: @Robinzz3

Avid lurker. Keep on tootin'

Greetings from the National Institute of Gooder Living!

Follow us for handy life tips, inspirational quotes, and daily challenges to help navigate the chaos of life and make it a bit more gooder.

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Out of the darkness somebody called

Do people make decisions of conscience anymore?

But I hardly hear a murmur on the breeze

Can someone find me a cure for times like these

Just a simple RSS feed bot thanks to MastoFeed.org

Knight in shrimp armour. Seeking to right the world's wrongs. You may also call me Prawn Quixote!

BIG News! Starting an online newspaper the TEdASPHERE Globe! https://tedasphere.ptec3d.com/

You'll find me in the kitchen. If not there, I'll be in the garden, talking to the bees.

Let me cook you something - Indian perhaps?

Author, philosopher, seeker of truth, part-time lobster fancier and madman in potentia.
45% Cheese (Red Leicester), 10% snail slime, 45% "unclassifiable substance 11F".
Exiled King of the Nation of Procrasti.
Voted 'most likely to get his fingers trapped in a Venus Fly Trap through ill-advised poking'.
May be human, test results pending.

MOVED: My new primary account is @Linux@mstdn.ca

I also have two (2) reserved (backup) accounts at: @Linux and @Linux_Is_Best@mstdn.jp

I push buttons and break things! I am the guy that runs mastodon.au (and mastodon.nz, and a few other things)

I live in Central QLD, and do FOSS stuff.

If you feel like donating, feel free to sponsor my open source work on GitHub

https://github.com/sponsors/xrobau

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au

I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off.

Part cyborg. 🦻

I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why.

If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.”
- George Carlin

I write light(ish) romantic fantasy fiction & family-friendly puzzle walk trails while enjoying farm life with goats, alpacas & bees in WA's South West Boojarah region.

I follow & boost writing, reading, books, knitting, science, history, linguistics, environment, art & Stoicism.

She/her. Avatar AltText: silhouette of a woman in profile, with glasses & bobbed hair; header is my book covers (alt texts and CWs on website).

The official parody Metro Trains Melbourne account. #MetroTrains

@fakemetrotrains on Twitter/X.

@fakemetrotrains.bsky.social on Bluesky.

German #geographer and #demographer in #Melbourne. I love and share #maps and #data that explain how the #world works.

Just another human. Retired in Phuket at home on this planet. Sport addict, interested in all tech and computer stuff, mobile photography and other silly things

Photography from the antipodes. Based in #Dharawal #Sydney the land of thunder and marsupials. Not very good at introductions. Really good at walking. Fond of oceans. Civility. Tests code for a living. Own pics fresh daily. #a11y ♤ #lovesclouds next life a #Trill🤞🖖 #fortheloveofit