cybersecurity enthusiast, seeking diligent safeguards from a commitment to continuous improvement. passion for unraveling complex puzzles. quietly making a mark in our dark and ever-evolving shared landscape of digital trust and ethics.

PhD student working on system security, side-channel security, and CPU security at @isec_tugraz, TU Graz, Austria.

Hardware equivalent of a Sticky Note :debian:

Something I did got a big corpo nominated for the Lamest Vendor Response pwnie award once

Probably will talk about #linux, #security, #systems, and #filmphotography. Oh, and also chonk the #plushtodon

Opinions posted here are my own.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like bananas.
🦥🏳️‍🌈:donor:

Tech Project Therapist (moderately retired).
"He has a keen appreciation for kitsch."

Disclaimers:

Boosts ≠ endorsement.
Toots ≠ truths.

ProTip: All the cool content is in the Alt Text.

Boston-area meat construct ␥ I just do what the plants tell me ␥ I'd rather be undermining the client-server paradigm

This is the more tech-y alt of https://cybersecurity.theater/@varx

HE/HIM/THEY/ASK ME ABOUT FUNKY.SEC @funkysec

Actually Autistic (AuDHD). Posts do eventually delete.

Jewish Cyberpunk who believes a better world is possible. Musashi if he touched computers. Former SWE and Cloud Toucher. Pre-LLM Luddite, I love computers, just not what we're currently doing with em in the current zeitgeist.

“Impossible” interest in cybersecurity, psychological warfare, and psychology. I rather defend than attack. I give a fuck about knowledge and education.

Reluctant but dutiful shaman.

NY native.

"Founder" of Funky.Sec - A cyberpunk Zine for the 21st century. We do have a group that I help manage.

HACK THE PLANET.

ART IS IMPORTANT AS FUCK.

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND HUMANS DESERVE RIGHTS

Spider Jerusalem made manifest on this material plane. If you can read this -- you're a weapon.

My dogshit views are my own and cannot be bought or sold.

Security/Detection Analyst

Probable epitaph: “He was gainfully employed every day of his life until it killed him.”

He/him, I share cyber wisdom, humor, and other info. If I’m upsetting Democracy’s adversaries. I’m on the right track. 
As a cyber pro and concert-level pianist, founder of PianoBarCon, and occasional melodica carrier at events. 
My opinions don’t necessarily match my past, present, or future employers, but not for lack of effort on my part.

If you insult me about something that's not true or accuse me of something that I didn't/wouldn't do, then you may get blocked without warning. If you see something that I actually AM doing wrong, I'm very open to feedback. I LOVE to be right, which means I have to be open to changing my position when I'm shown (or figure out) that I'm wrong.

If you really want to get under the hood, enjoy this autobiographical song i wrote called “Without You I’d Not Be Me”.
https://youtu.be/0B_I0Fn1Qoc

CTI x SSC x CNI x Regulation | CTI @ CyberCX, Fellow @ ASPI and @ Social Cyber Institute | Blogging @ TechLegalUpdate | #KalikaMataKiJai

Professional Security Curmudgeon. Breaker of things. Writer of questionable quality. Neuro-bonfire. Retro-futurist. Terminalcore connoisseur. Digital Nomad. Reactive AuDHDslave.

I preserve media. Make off-grid networks. Write software for humans.

#noai

community. bikes. despair. send help
Give the land back. Back to the commoners and the commons.
Professionally:

EDU infosec. terrified. send thoughts and or prayers.

Previously: Industrial Control Systems (ICS) and Supervisory Control and Data Acquisition (SCADA). I know some stuff about how fresh water gets to your house, and how the poops escape.

Personally: read the toots.

i live on Payómkowishum land. What does it mean to acknowledge this? Where are the Payómkowishum? Is a relationship with them possible?

if i interact with you, its because i find you or what you post interesting, and want to be your friend. sometimes jokes dont land, or nuance is lost. we all deserve as much grace as can be given- at least until we are revealed to be monsters.

sgnl: nolan.24

F/OSS hacker, mostly working on #OpenVPN
- speaks only for himself.
ex-Twitter account (now inaccessible): https://twitter.com/DavidSommerseth

"Don't aim to be someone. DO something."

#nobridge - because I believe in the real #fediverse, and I don't want my own views/data to be abused by yet another "closed-service which can do whatever it wants for profit".

**If you want to follow me**, you now **MUST** have some content on your profile where we have some common ground on interests. I will no longer accept random profiles wanting to follow with no toots or no other follows or followers in the same interest sphere.

Thinking about security, failure, change, art, and living. Recruiting barbarians; complicate your narratives. Fractional CISO to startups via Systems Structure Ltd. HEL/NYC/LON

First off: I have many thoughts on #disney movies so be warned it gets weird sometimes

i make #bots focusing on dynamic detection and replacement of text in #comic strips using #python on an army of #raspberry #pi boxes strewn about the place.

lots of #streams of thoughts... usually when listening to #music or watching #movies

i swear a lot. like a lot. consider all my posts to at least have a #cw of #profanity.

you're going to see a lot of boosts of my bots. I'm proud of them.

other than that, there's #mst3k #python #esp32 #arduino stuff

I talk politics at random but try to throw it behind content warnings and to always use the #politics hashtag in the post, so muting that should remove all those toots from your feed.

just my toots: https://justmytoots.com/quasirealsmiths@infosec.exchange

infosec acolyte and unix enthusiast
suspected cat kisser
👩‍💻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
💍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 2024!
:tux: :alpinelinux: :openbsd: :freebsd:

unapologetic feminist and radically pro-transgender

My career so far:
🪟 Windows Developer (read: window factory worker)
:windows: IT/sysadmin
📦 Containerization Expert
🏛️ .gov (thanks a lot, EO 14168)
🐈 Cat Petting Officer

opinions are my own and are not written by "abominable intelligence", nor do they reflect the opinions of my employer.

Computer Security, Cyclist, Hockey Player, Gamer. Views are most certainly my own and not my employer's.

Silly internet creature not knowing what they are really doing.
If there is a button, I'm going to click it. If there is a way to break something, I will manage to break it :neocat_googly:

Berlin application security engineer and Apple platforms security researcher, surrounded by red squirrel frenemies of Kreuzberg and the occasional human. Has established system persistence despite countermeasures.

This account is for infosec stuff, the other one is everything else.

Blogger/journalist at databreaches.net and pogowasright.org. As a retired healthcare professional, breaches in the healthcare sector are my priority.

The header pic is Indy, a Siberian husky we rescued in 2016 after I read how nobody wanted her because she was so difficult. She is now living her best life and is a mushball with me.